It always happens, your playing a great game and then the GM utters these words:

• How many hit points do you have?
• What is your passive perception?
• Let me see your character sheet.
• Yay! I rolled a twenty!
• Hrmmm that’s not good.
• I messed up, these guys are way to powerful.
• Make a saving throw versus death.
• You are not really attached to your character are you?
• What is your armor class?
• Does a twenty hit?
• Roll initiative
• This game just got real!
• You should have moved.
• Did you just roll a 1?
• Hold that thought.
• You feel the icy hand of death
• This is a surprise round, my guys go first.
• They attack you again.
• The icy hand of death caresses you again.
• I never did a full party wipe before.
• Most of the party is unconscious and bleeding out.
• You have succumbed to your wounds.
• You guys will need a healer for this campaign.
• We are ready for combat.
• You rolled a 2…(laughs)
• I think that’s a critical.
• Did I skip you?
• I have special rules for critical hits.
• You are about to find out what happens.
• Are you sure you want to do that?
• I need to speak with you in private.
• I can do things from a distance.
• I will give you a reroll because bad stuff could happen.
• Oh that’s nice for me.
• That save check is higher now!
• This is a little gruesome…
• There is no treasure.
• I haven’t seen that one before.
• Your not a elf are you?
• That is awesome, awesome for me anyway.
• Oh wow I get to roll this many dice for damage.
• The main bad guy does not like your character.
• Let’s see what happens.

 

Please feel free to post in the comment section below if you have additional things you would hate to hear a GM say 🙂